What I need out of this post is a smooooooth entrance back into blogging, but I don’t think it’s possible.
If I had stopped for maybe a few weeks, potentially a month, I could slide back in here and most of my pretties (that’s you) wouldn’t have noticed.
But 6 months?
That’s like leaving dinner for a bathroom break and not coming back for a week. You could explain an hour, maybe an overnighter with proper evidence, but a week is well outside the timeline of even a super dookie.
So I won’t try to explain. I’ll just give you a quick update like you care, and we can pretend I’ve been faithfully blogging all winter.
Let’s get started.
– I am not killed. I never thought that my last post would be so ominous.
– Not posting is a great way to not lose followers. It’s also a great way to not write sucky posts.
– Energy drinks are still an obsession. Sometimes I read articles highlighting how bad they are for me as I sip the sweet death-nectar; apparently “YOU ARE GOING TO DIE” isn’t very compelling.
– I am the proud owner of a Samsung Galaxy Note II. The irony is my intention was to blog and write more with its gigantic screen and nifty pen…
Phone purchase date: 11/30/2012
Date of last blog post: 11/28/2012
Yeah that worked.
Anyways, I truly mean to blog more regularly. I’m not making any promises, but I aim for at least once a year. I had some weird momentum going with not posting. I either had to submit a post on the 28th of the month, or wait until the next 28th day.
Well, it took 6 tries, but I’m glad to be back. Happy 28th of May.
Oh, and I am so over jelly doughnuts.
Enter, whole pies.