What I need out of this post is a smooooooth entrance back into blogging, but I don’t think it’s possible.
If I had stopped for maybe a few weeks, potentially a month, I could slide back in here and most of my pretties (that’s you) wouldn’t have noticed.
But 6 months?
That’s like leaving dinner for a bathroom break and not coming back for a week. You could explain an hour, maybe an overnighter with proper evidence, but a week is well outside the timeline of even a super dookie.
So I won’t try to explain. I’ll just give you a quick update like you care, and we can pretend I’ve been faithfully blogging all winter.
Let’s get started.
– I am not killed. I never thought that my last post would be so ominous.
– My NaNoWriMo “experiment” turned into a full fledged book. 50,000 words ended up being more like half-way, but I think this Chris Baty guy may know what he is talking about.
– Not posting is a great way to not lose followers. It’s also a great way to not write sucky posts.
– Energy drinks are still an obsession. Sometimes I read articles highlighting how bad they are for me as I sip the sweet death-nectar; apparently “YOU ARE GOING TO DIE” isn’t very compelling.
– I am the proud owner of a Samsung Galaxy Note II. The irony is my intention was to blog and write more with its gigantic screen and nifty pen…
Phone purchase date: 11/30/2012
Date of last blog post: 11/28/2012
Yeah that worked.
Anyways, I truly mean to blog more regularly. I’m not making any promises, but I aim for at least once a year. I had some weird momentum going with not posting. I either had to submit a post on the 28th of the month, or wait until the next 28th day.
Well, it took 6 tries, but I’m glad to be back. Happy 28th of May.
Oh, and I am so over jelly doughnuts.
Enter, whole pies.
Peter Monaco 
Welcome back!
Good to be back, thanks Jennifer!
Glad you’re back! I thought perhaps you had turned your NaNo novel into a bestseller, sold the movie rights, and retired to Tahiti. 🙂
Oh, if that happened, my blog would become a party, not a ghost town.
Nice to see a post from you again! See you in 6 months…lol, teasing. I don’t post often either. My life is too boring and I have little to write about!
I think you can see that I resort to making stuff up.. it has served me well.
I’m just glad you’re back–but thank God you won’t be expecting me to deliver that huge black bag of jelly doughnuts I had been saving for you, because due to some frustrations of my own, I had a binge eating attack and ate them all (how do you feel about strawberry-rhubarb pie?).
I think “over” might have been too strong a word. Definitely would have deposited that bag into my gullet.