Category Archives: Writing

What Men’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say

As promised you will find “Mon’s Health”, my fitness magazine cover interpretation, below. If you missed the set up, go here: What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say If you hate clicking things, the basic idea is fitness … Continue reading

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What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say

Fitness magazine covers are worse than used car salesmen. Worse than the weatherman. Maybe even worse than Miracle Whip. I’m sure someone gives it their best shot, but when I read them, I’m lead to believe Fitness Einstein stopped by and … Continue reading

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How to Ruin Your Family Road Trip

The real definition of road trip? An intentional lengthening of the worst part of vacation. It doesn’t make sense. Faster transportation is available. Groupie, limited-time, the-last-cruise-ship-sank-type deals make the savings insignificant. Yet, people embark on a road trip every day. … Continue reading

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You’ll Never Guess Where I’ve Been

What I need out of this post is a smooooooth entrance back into blogging, but I don’t think it’s possible. If I had stopped for maybe a few weeks, potentially a month, I could slide back in here and most of … Continue reading

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Why Can’t 42,000 Words Be a Novel?

This is it my friends. Friday, November 30th is the last day of NaNoWriMo. We have three days to get our collective arse in gear and finish this stupid idea. If you don’t see a post from me after November, … Continue reading

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NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!

These are all the words I can write. I must save the remainder to feed the NaNoWriMo beast.  I may… have time… for just…one… picture…

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Wow, I Don’t Hate NaNoWriMo Yet

Yeah, I’ve missed a few days, despite saying I would post every day. However, I warned you.  My body and soul aim to take the path of least resistance to the satisfactory level of success. And that little NaNoWriMo widget you see … Continue reading

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