As promised you will find “Mon’s Health”, my fitness magazine cover interpretation, below. If you missed the set up, go… Read more What Men’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say
Tag: humor
What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say
Fitness magazine covers are worse than used car salesmen. Worse than the weatherman. Maybe even worse than Miracle Whip. I’m sure… Read more What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say
How to Ruin Your Family Road Trip
The real definition of road trip? An intentional lengthening of the worst part of vacation. It doesn’t make sense. Faster… Read more How to Ruin Your Family Road Trip
You’ll Never Guess Where I’ve Been
What I need out of this post is a smooooooth entrance back into blogging, but I don’t think it’s possible. If… Read more You’ll Never Guess Where I’ve Been
NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!
These are all the words I can write. I must save the remainder to feed the NaNoWriMo beast. I may…… Read more NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!
Wow, I Don’t Hate NaNoWriMo Yet
Yeah, I’ve missed a few days, despite saying I would post every day. However, I warned you. My body and… Read more Wow, I Don’t Hate NaNoWriMo Yet
Titles Are Hard to Come Up With
Words barfed: 2,506 (150% of Daily Goal) Projected Finish Date: December 1, 2012 Total words: I found a neato widget that will tell… Read more Titles Are Hard to Come Up With
That’s, Like, a Lot of Words
Words barfed: 2,081 (125% of Daily Goal) Total words: 7,123 (86% on Monthly Pace) You know whats funny? I spent over a… Read more That’s, Like, a Lot of Words
Laziness Strikes Again
A summary of my past two days… Words barfed: 1,872 (56% of Daily Goal) Total words: 5,042 (75% on Target) Percentage of… Read more Laziness Strikes Again
If Only Nanowrimo Lasted One Day
Words barfed: 2,211 Percentage of Daily Goal: 132.7% If I wrote this much everyday, I’d finish in: 22.6 Days Likliehood of… Read more If Only Nanowrimo Lasted One Day
I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast
The month of doom begins today. Since writing my previous post about doing NaNoWriMo, I have been looking for ways… Read more I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast
Job Hunting? Don’t Interview Like a Chooch
I’ve read lots and lots and lots of blog posts dedicated to the art of interviewing for jobs. In fact,… Read more Job Hunting? Don’t Interview Like a Chooch
NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment
I’ve been sucking it up in the writing department. I wish that I could say I had done any of… Read more NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment
A Tip? For What?!
For my foreign friends in enlightened countries where tipping or gratuity is not required, here is a biased definition. Let’s… Read more A Tip? For What?!
Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday
Today’s my birthday. Twenty-six. It sounds incredibly old. I know it’s not but it sounds old and I definitely don’t feel that… Read more Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday
Peter Monaco 