As promised you will find “Mon’s Health”, my fitness magazine cover interpretation, below. If you missed the set up, go… Read more What Men’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say
Fitness magazine covers are worse than used car salesmen. Worse than the weatherman. Maybe even worse than Miracle Whip. I’m sure… Read more What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say
The real definition of road trip? An intentional lengthening of the worst part of vacation. It doesn’t make sense. Faster… Read more How to Ruin Your Family Road Trip
What I need out of this post is a smooooooth entrance back into blogging, but I don’t think it’s possible. If… Read more You’ll Never Guess Where I’ve Been
These are all the words I can write. I must save the remainder to feed the NaNoWriMo beast. I may…… Read more NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!
Yeah, I’ve missed a few days, despite saying I would post every day. However, I warned you. My body and… Read more Wow, I Don’t Hate NaNoWriMo Yet
Words barfed: 2,506 (150% of Daily Goal) Projected Finish Date: December 1, 2012 Total words: I found a neato widget that will tell… Read more Titles Are Hard to Come Up With
Words barfed: 2,081 (125% of Daily Goal) Total words: 7,123 (86% on Monthly Pace) You know whats funny? I spent over a… Read more That’s, Like, a Lot of Words
A summary of my past two days… Words barfed: 1,872 (56% of Daily Goal) Total words: 5,042 (75% on Target) Percentage of… Read more Laziness Strikes Again
Words barfed: 2,211 Percentage of Daily Goal: 132.7% If I wrote this much everyday, I’d finish in: 22.6 Days Likliehood of… Read more If Only Nanowrimo Lasted One Day
The month of doom begins today. Since writing my previous post about doing NaNoWriMo, I have been looking for ways… Read more I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast
I’ve read lots and lots and lots of blog posts dedicated to the art of interviewing for jobs. In fact,… Read more Job Hunting? Don’t Interview Like a Chooch
I’ve been sucking it up in the writing department. I wish that I could say I had done any of… Read more NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment
For my foreign friends in enlightened countries where tipping or gratuity is not required, here is a biased definition. Let’s… Read more A Tip? For What?!
Today’s my birthday. Twenty-six. It sounds incredibly old. I know it’s not but it sounds old and I definitely don’t feel that… Read more Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday