Category Archives: Funnies

What Men’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say

Posted on August 19, 2013 by

As promised you will find “Mon’s Health”, my fitness magazine cover interpretation, below. If you missed the set up, go here: What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say If you hate clicking things, the basic idea is fitness … Continue reading →

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What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say

Posted on August 19, 2013 by

Fitness magazine covers are worse than used car salesmen. Worse than the weatherman. Maybe even worse than Miracle Whip. I’m sure someone gives it their best shot, but when I read them, I’m lead to believe Fitness Einstein stopped by and … Continue reading →

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How to Ruin Your Family Road Trip

Posted on July 16, 2013 by

The real definition of road trip? An intentional lengthening of the worst part of vacation. It doesn’t make sense. Faster transportation is available. Groupie, limited-time, the-last-cruise-ship-sank-type deals make the savings insignificant. Yet, people embark on a road trip every day. … Continue reading →

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You’ll Never Guess Where I’ve Been

Posted on May 28, 2013 by

What I need out of this post is a smooooooth entrance back into blogging, but I don’t think it’s possible. If I had stopped for maybe a few weeks, potentially a month, I could slide back in here and most of … Continue reading →

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NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!

Posted on November 22, 2012 by

These are all the words I can write. I must save the remainder to feed the NaNoWriMo beast.  I may… have time… for just…one… picture…

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Titles Are Hard to Come Up With

Posted on November 7, 2012 by

Words barfed: 2,506 (150% of Daily Goal) Projected Finish Date: December 1, 2012 Total words: I found a neato widget that will tell you right here —> I’ll keep it short and sweet. I love writing, I love that I have accomplished almost … Continue reading →

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That’s, Like, a Lot of Words

Posted on November 6, 2012 by

Words barfed: 2,081 (125% of Daily Goal) Total words: 7,123 (86% on Monthly Pace) You know whats funny? I spent over a month earlier this year (in fact, right before my first blog post) writing the first chapter of a book. In … Continue reading →

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