As promised you will find “Mon’s Health”, my fitness magazine cover interpretation, below. If you missed the set up, go… Read more What Men’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say
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What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say
Fitness magazine covers are worse than used car salesmen. Worse than the weatherman. Maybe even worse than Miracle Whip. I’m sure… Read more What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say
How to Ruin Your Family Road Trip
The real definition of road trip? An intentional lengthening of the worst part of vacation. It doesn’t make sense. Faster… Read more How to Ruin Your Family Road Trip
You’ll Never Guess Where I’ve Been
What I need out of this post is a smooooooth entrance back into blogging, but I don’t think it’s possible. If… Read more You’ll Never Guess Where I’ve Been
NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!
These are all the words I can write. I must save the remainder to feed the NaNoWriMo beast. I may…… Read more NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!
Titles Are Hard to Come Up With
Words barfed: 2,506 (150% of Daily Goal) Projected Finish Date: December 1, 2012 Total words: I found a neato widget that will tell… Read more Titles Are Hard to Come Up With
That’s, Like, a Lot of Words
Words barfed: 2,081 (125% of Daily Goal) Total words: 7,123 (86% on Monthly Pace) You know whats funny? I spent over a… Read more That’s, Like, a Lot of Words
I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast
The month of doom begins today. Since writing my previous post about doing NaNoWriMo, I have been looking for ways… Read more I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast
Job Hunting? Don’t Interview Like a Chooch
I’ve read lots and lots and lots of blog posts dedicated to the art of interviewing for jobs. In fact,… Read more Job Hunting? Don’t Interview Like a Chooch
NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment
I’ve been sucking it up in the writing department. I wish that I could say I had done any of… Read more NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment
I Cried While Reading This…
A Tip? For What?!
For my foreign friends in enlightened countries where tipping or gratuity is not required, here is a biased definition. Let’s… Read more A Tip? For What?!
Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday
Today’s my birthday. Twenty-six. It sounds incredibly old. I know it’s not but it sounds old and I definitely don’t feel that… Read more Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday
Driving Already Sucks, Don’t Add Radio to Your Pain
From my previous post, you all know I possess otherworldly math skills. I’ve put those skills to work, looked up… Read more Driving Already Sucks, Don’t Add Radio to Your Pain
Fail at Math With Style
We’ve all seen the math tests where people answer “tough” questions with humor. A while ago, I came across this… Read more Fail at Math With Style
