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What Men’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Peter Monaco

As promised you will find “Mon’s Health”, my fitness magazine cover interpretation, below. If you missed the set up, go… Read more What Men’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say

What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say

Posted on August 19, 2013August 19, 2013 by Peter Monaco

Fitness magazine covers are worse than used car salesmen. Worse than the weatherman. Maybe even worse than Miracle Whip. I’m sure… Read more What Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Really Trying to Say

How to Ruin Your Family Road Trip

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Peter Monaco

The real definition of road trip? An intentional lengthening of the worst part of vacation. It doesn’t make sense. Faster… Read more How to Ruin Your Family Road Trip

You’ll Never Guess Where I’ve Been

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Peter Monaco

What I need out of this post is a smooooooth entrance back into blogging, but I don’t think it’s possible. If… Read more You’ll Never Guess Where I’ve Been

NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!

Posted on November 22, 2012 by Peter Monaco

These are all the words I can write. I must save the remainder to feed the NaNoWriMo beast.  I may…… Read more NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!

Titles Are Hard to Come Up With

Posted on November 7, 2012November 7, 2012 by Peter Monaco

Words barfed: 2,506 (150% of Daily Goal) Projected Finish Date: December 1, 2012 Total words: I found a neato widget that will tell… Read more Titles Are Hard to Come Up With

That’s, Like, a Lot of Words

Posted on November 6, 2012 by Peter Monaco

Words barfed: 2,081 (125% of Daily Goal) Total words: 7,123 (86% on Monthly Pace) You know whats funny? I spent over a… Read more That’s, Like, a Lot of Words

I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast

Posted on November 1, 2012 by Peter Monaco

The month of doom begins today. Since writing my previous post about doing NaNoWriMo, I have been looking for ways… Read more I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast

Job Hunting? Don’t Interview Like a Chooch

Posted on October 22, 2012October 22, 2012 by Peter Monaco

I’ve read lots and lots and lots of blog posts dedicated to the art of interviewing for jobs. In fact,… Read more Job Hunting? Don’t Interview Like a Chooch

NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Peter Monaco

I’ve been sucking it up in the writing department. I wish that I could say I had done any of… Read more NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment

I Cried While Reading This…

Posted on September 27, 2012September 27, 2012 by Peter Monaco

I Cried While Reading This…

Tell me if this was as awesome to you as it was for me. It pinned down my entire elementary school days. And I thought I was special and unique with my Animorphs and Surge. 

 

A Tip? For What?!

Posted on September 27, 2012June 23, 2013 by Peter Monaco

For my foreign friends in enlightened countries where tipping or gratuity is not required, here is a biased definition. Let’s… Read more A Tip? For What?!

Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday

Posted on September 19, 2012September 30, 2012 by Peter Monaco

Today’s my birthday. Twenty-six. It sounds incredibly old. I know it’s not but it sounds old and I definitely don’t feel that… Read more Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday

Driving Already Sucks, Don’t Add Radio to Your Pain

Posted on September 18, 2012September 18, 2012 by Peter Monaco

From my previous post, you all know I possess otherworldly math skills. I’ve put those skills to work, looked up… Read more Driving Already Sucks, Don’t Add Radio to Your Pain

Fail at Math With Style

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Peter Monaco

We’ve all seen the math tests where people answer “tough” questions with humor. A while ago, I came across this… Read more Fail at Math With Style

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