Today’s my birthday. Twenty-six. It sounds incredibly old. I know it’s not but it sounds old and I definitely don’t feel that… Read more Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday
Tag: writing
Revenge of the Donuts: Dark Jelly
Fellow writer shadowoperator, operating a fantastic blog over here, suggested that I examine my devastation upon the donut population and… Read more Revenge of the Donuts: Dark Jelly
May the Odds Be Ever Your Manservant
Disclaimer: I know nothing. But I have large brain and it tricks me. That is all. I have a problem… Read more May the Odds Be Ever Your Manservant
Thou Shalt Not Pet My Peeves
And Peter spake all these words, saying, I am Peter, thy stalked, which have brought thee out of the land… Read more Thou Shalt Not Pet My Peeves
One Lovely Liebster Blog
Well, this should tell you how new I am to blogging. I had been nominated for a couple of awards… Read more One Lovely Liebster Blog
Watch Out Edward and Jacob, Team Storytelling is in Town
In my quest to develop the most stunning and original idea for a book, I’ve discarded hundreds of cliché or… Read more Watch Out Edward and Jacob, Team Storytelling is in Town
What Makes Your Pen Quiver
I’ve mentioned here how it has always been my dream to write professionally. However, writing posts for a blog directly… Read more What Makes Your Pen Quiver
How NOT to Replace Your Car’s Starter – Part 2
Despite being told that a new starter for my car would cost $310, I was able to find one at… Read more How NOT to Replace Your Car’s Starter – Part 2
How NOT to Replace Your Car’s Starter – Part 1
Owning a car sucks. I don’t even have to explain why because if you own a car, you know I’ve… Read more How NOT to Replace Your Car’s Starter – Part 1
You Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Muse
Out of all of the misconceptions I’ve had about writing, debunking this one proved most valuable. Thinking back, it’s such… Read more You Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Muse
Either I’m Pregnant, or I’m Watching the Olympics
And I know exactly what it is… I want every person to win. I want Russia to continue dominating gymnastics, USA… Read more Either I’m Pregnant, or I’m Watching the Olympics
Follow Me, My Pretties
To all my new stalkers, so kindly bestowed upon me by the “Freshly Pressed” fairies…. Not only did you click… Read more Follow Me, My Pretties
If You Want to Write, Don’t Barf on Your Readers
If you want your written word to appeal to others, you need one thing. Readers. But not just any readers.… Read more If You Want to Write, Don’t Barf on Your Readers
Things to Say as a Jerk For a Day…
Cookie Lady: Oh, did you know we have a cookie card? Buy 12 cookies, get 1 free! Jerk-me: That would have been… Read more Things to Say as a Jerk For a Day…
Last Night, I Stopped a Burglar
SMASH My head flew up from the pillow. SMASH Fireworks? My mind still lingered in sleep as my body stumbled… Read more Last Night, I Stopped a Burglar
Peter Monaco 