Tag Archives: rockstar

Thou Shalt Not Pet My Peeves

And Peter spake all these words, saying, I am Peter, thy stalked, which have brought thee out of the land of Barf, and into the fold of Jelly. Thou Shalt Not Slap My Back… Whilst thou intentions are sweet, an … Continue reading

Posted in Blogging, Funnies, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Ode to Rockstar

There are things in life that help with the hustle Rockstar— to you I clutch Like money and ab muscles You can’t ever have too much Sometimes you aren’t around My tongue longing for your touch I scrounge along the … Continue reading

Posted in Diet, Fat Loss, Food, Funnies, Weight Loss, Writing | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment