Tag Archives: humor

That’s, Like, a Lot of Words

Words barfed: 2,081 (125% of Daily Goal) Total words: 7,123 (86% on Monthly Pace) You know whats funny? I spent over a month earlier this year (in fact, right before my first blog post) writing the first chapter of a book. In … Continue reading

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Laziness Strikes Again

A summary of my past two days… Words barfed: 1,872 (56% of Daily Goal) Total words: 5,042 (75% on Target) Percentage of words written while I am asleep: 50%* *This could be inaccurate. I was actually asleep when I calculated it. In fact, … Continue reading

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If Only Nanowrimo Lasted One Day

Words barfed: 2,211 Percentage of Daily Goal:  132.7% If I wrote this much everyday, I’d finish in: 22.6 Days Likliehood of me writing this much in a day again: 3% Dare I say that was easy? For some magical and happy … Continue reading

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I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast

The month of doom begins today. Since writing my previous post about doing NaNoWriMo, I have been looking for ways to get out of it. It is the natural path my body and mind take when presented with a daunting … Continue reading

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Job Hunting? Don’t Interview Like a Chooch

I’ve read lots and lots and lots of blog posts dedicated to the art of interviewing for jobs. In fact, entire blogs exist to document the adventure. Frustration has also rode my back, cackled in my ear and slapped my … Continue reading

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NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment

I’ve been sucking it up in the writing department. I wish that I could say I had done any of the following: – Wrote a 200,000 word novel after consuming too many energy drinks – Traveled to Europe – Ate … Continue reading

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A Tip? For What?!

For my foreign friends in enlightened countries where tipping or gratuity is not required, here is a biased definition. Let’s say you are a waiter. Your job description is to take my order, retrieve said order, and tell me how … Continue reading

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