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Laziness Strikes Again

A summary of my past two days… Words barfed: 1,872 (56% of Daily Goal) Total words: 5,042 (75% on Target) Percentage of words written while I am asleep: 50%* *This could be inaccurate. I was actually asleep when I calculated it. In fact, … Continue reading

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If Only Nanowrimo Lasted One Day

Words barfed: 2,211 Percentage of Daily Goal:  132.7% If I wrote this much everyday, I’d finish in: 22.6 Days Likliehood of me writing this much in a day again: 3% Dare I say that was easy? For some magical and happy … Continue reading

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I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast

The month of doom begins today. Since writing my previous post about doing NaNoWriMo, I have been looking for ways to get out of it. It is the natural path my body and mind take when presented with a daunting … Continue reading

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NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment

I’ve been sucking it up in the writing department. I wish that I could say I had done any of the following: – Wrote a 200,000 word novel after consuming too many energy drinks – Traveled to Europe – Ate … Continue reading

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Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday

Today’s my birthday. Twenty-six. It sounds incredibly old. I know it’s not but it sounds old and I definitely don’t feel that old. I have a few guesses as to why. First, I have a baby face. If it wasn’t for my … Continue reading

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May the Odds Be Ever Your Manservant

Disclaimer: I know nothing. But I have large brain and it tricks me. That is all. I have a problem with “odds” being an excuse for not accomplishing anything, especially when that anything is not some random event. There are … Continue reading

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Thou Shalt Not Pet My Peeves

And Peter spake all these words, saying, I am Peter, thy stalked, which have brought thee out of the land of Barf, and into the fold of Jelly. Thou Shalt Not Slap My Back… Whilst thou intentions are sweet, an … Continue reading

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