Category Archives: Blogging

Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday

Today’s my birthday. Twenty-six. It sounds incredibly old. I know it’s not but it sounds old and I definitely don’t feel that old. I have a few guesses as to why. First, I have a baby face. If it wasn’t for my … Continue reading

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May the Odds Be Ever Your Manservant

Disclaimer: I know nothing. But I have large brain and it tricks me. That is all. I have a problem with “odds” being an excuse for not accomplishing anything, especially when that anything is not some random event. There are … Continue reading

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Thou Shalt Not Pet My Peeves

And Peter spake all these words, saying, I am Peter, thy stalked, which have brought thee out of the land of Barf, and into the fold of Jelly. Thou Shalt Not Slap My Back… Whilst thou intentions are sweet, an … Continue reading

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One Lovely Liebster Blog

Well, this should tell you how new I am to blogging. I had been nominated for a couple of awards and like any good nominee, I was planning my outfit for the awards ceremony. Would I go with my usual … Continue reading

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Watch Out Edward and Jacob, Team Storytelling is in Town

In my quest to develop the most stunning and original idea for a book, I’ve discarded hundreds of cliché or average ones. My reasoning? No one wants to hear the same story twice. If I had stopped to think about … Continue reading

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What Makes Your Pen Quiver

I’ve mentioned here how it has always been my dream to write professionally. However, writing posts for a blog directly conflicts with writing a book, and taking a side in the battle demanded I weigh my motivations for each. I … Continue reading

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How NOT to Replace Your Car’s Starter – Part 2

Despite being told that a new starter for my car would cost $310, I was able to find one at the local parts shop for $120, including a lifetime warranty. I wanted to call the dealership and flaunt my resourcefulness, … Continue reading

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