Category Archives: Parenthood

Things to Say as a Jerk For a Day…

Cookie Lady: Oh, did you know we have a cookie card? Buy 12 cookies, get 1 free! Jerk-me: That would have been nice to know about 1 month and 37 cookies ago. ……. Pick Up Game Basketball Opponent: Foul!! Pretty sure you … Continue reading

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6 Reasons Not to Have a Baby – Debunked!

I’m jumping right in. Follow close! Birthing the Baby is Painful — FALSE! Funny enough, my wife went through almost every scenario in the birthing process. We attempted Hypnobirthing but as her dilation stalled, we tried every solution: pacing the halls, multiple position … Continue reading

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