You Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Muse

Out of all of the misconceptions I’ve had about writing, debunking this one proved most valuable. Thinking back, it’s such… Read more You Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Muse

Either I’m Pregnant, or I’m Watching the Olympics

And I know exactly what it is… I want every person to win. I want Russia to continue dominating gymnastics, USA… Read more Either I’m Pregnant, or I’m Watching the Olympics

To all my new stalkers, so kindly bestowed upon me by the “Freshly Pressed” fairies…. Not only did you click… Read more Follow Me, My Pretties

If you want your written word to appeal to others, you need one thing. Readers. But not just any readers.… Read more If You Want to Write, Don’t Barf on Your Readers

Cookie Lady: Oh, did you know we have a cookie card? Buy 12 cookies, get 1 free! Jerk-me: That would have been… Read more Things to Say as a Jerk For a Day…

Is it weird when you see or are introduced to someone you’ve been consistently stalking on Facebook, Blogger, WordPress or… Read more A Query To All You Blog Stalkers Out There….

There are things in life that help with the hustle Rockstar— to you I clutch Like money and ab muscles… Read more Ode to Rockstar

About 4 months ago, I stumbled across the idea of Intermittent Fasting. Specifically, the Leangains approach, as coined by Martin… Read more Don’t Eat Breakfast and Lose 8% Body Fat

SMASH My head flew up from the pillow. SMASH Fireworks? My mind still lingered in sleep as my body stumbled… Read more Last Night, I Stopped a Burglar

I’m jumping right in. Follow close! Birthing the Baby is Painful — FALSE! Funny enough, my wife went through almost every… Read more 6 Reasons Not to Have a Baby – Debunked!

To the horror of the CDC and my mother, I drink unhomogenized, unpasteurized, raw milk. And I freaking love it. The… Read more Raw Milk = Delicious

As I begin the adventure of writing a novel, the true meaning of a character from the author’s point of… Read more Imaginary Friends: Cultivating a Character

There is never going to be a natural first post in a new blog. It is the equivalent of entering… Read more The Start of It