For my foreign friends in enlightened countries where tipping or gratuity is not required, here is a biased definition. Let’s… Read more A Tip? For What?!
Today’s my birthday. Twenty-six. It sounds incredibly old. I know it’s not but it sounds old and I definitely don’t feel that… Read more Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday
From my previous post, you all know I possess otherworldly math skills. I’ve put those skills to work, looked up… Read more Driving Already Sucks, Don’t Add Radio to Your Pain
We’ve all seen the math tests where people answer “tough” questions with humor. A while ago, I came across this… Read more Fail at Math With Style
Fellow writer shadowoperator, operating a fantastic blog over here, suggested that I examine my devastation upon the donut population and… Read more Revenge of the Donuts: Dark Jelly
Today, like many other Americans, I am being paid to avoid work, which is somehow different from a normal work… Read more Does This Post Count as Labor?
Disclaimer: I know nothing. But I have large brain and it tricks me. That is all. I have a problem… Read more May the Odds Be Ever Your Manservant
And Peter spake all these words, saying, I am Peter, thy stalked, which have brought thee out of the land… Read more Thou Shalt Not Pet My Peeves
Well, this should tell you how new I am to blogging. I had been nominated for a couple of awards… Read more One Lovely Liebster Blog
In my quest to develop the most stunning and original idea for a book, I’ve discarded hundreds of cliché or… Read more Watch Out Edward and Jacob, Team Storytelling is in Town
I’ve mentioned here how it has always been my dream to write professionally. However, writing posts for a blog directly… Read more What Makes Your Pen Quiver
Despite being told that a new starter for my car would cost $310, I was able to find one at… Read more How NOT to Replace Your Car’s Starter – Part 2
Owning a car sucks. I don’t even have to explain why because if you own a car, you know I’ve… Read more How NOT to Replace Your Car’s Starter – Part 1