Well, this should tell you how new I am to blogging.
I had been nominated for a couple of awards and like any good nominee, I was planning my outfit for the awards ceremony. Would I go with my usual blogging attire or would I go with the outfit I alluded to in a previous post, Follow Me, My Pretties ?
Oh yeah, I’ll go there.
As it turns out, being nominated IS the award…?
I’ve apparently been snubbing my nominee-ers, treating them like they had submitted my name to the “Academy”, when it was actually more like “Hey idiot, your blog doesn’t suck. Congratulations.”
So without further ado, my acceptance speech.
Where it all started… this man tells it like it is, and writes without caring what you think. If the award Gods allowed it, there would be an endless game of “You’re it!” with our nominations of each other. They have already smote me for even thinking about it.
A really lovely site dedicated to reviewing books. Well organized, honest reviews, and looking for some more books. If you need your book reviewed and you’re looking for another set of eyes, attached to a lovely brain, go here.
Spilling My Guts Part
Each award has their own set of rules for this part. I will attempt to satisfy both by answering questions and including in the answer, random facts about me. However, I will be cherry picking the easier questions and making some up when that fails.
1. Are you an early-bird or a night-owl?
I am a hate-sleep-falcon. We exist and attempt to find least amount of sleep required to not die. That goal led to me trying Polyphasic Sleeping. I lasted 10 days, felt great, but my family mistook me for a zombie and taking a nap at midnight on New Year’s Eve was the final straw for my wife.
2. If you could only drink one thing in order to survive, what would it be?
I am currently trying every energy drink known to man and ranking them according to taste. The drink that sits comfortably atop the list: Ubermonster. If you have suggestions, throw them at me.
3. Who inspires you to be a better you?
Oh yeah, a random fact. I once responded to being punched in the face with “I guess I am just disappointed that you would do that.”
4. How would you describe your blog using less than five words?
Readers covered in barf.
I know I am supposed to nominate 37 other blogs but I feel like that cheapens it, as I am still pretending that this is an award. Therefore, I give you my four nominees. Please visit them!
The Weekly Show
I am a nerd and this blog is a sweet injection of science porn.
Little Quiet Girl
A change of pace from the blogs above but I enjoy her honesty and willingness to speak her mind, whatever it my be.
If you made it this far, you deserve an award. Here you go.