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NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!
These are all the words I can write. I must save the remainder to feed the NaNoWriMo beast. I may… have time… for just…one… picture…
Posted in Funnies, NaNoWriMo, Writing
Tagged funny, humor, I need a jelly donut, life, motivation, musings, nanowrimo, National Novel Writing Month, writing
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Titles Are Hard to Come Up With
Words barfed: 2,506 (150% of Daily Goal) Projected Finish Date: December 1, 2012 Total words: I found a neato widget that will tell you right here —> I’ll keep it short and sweet. I love writing, I love that I have accomplished almost … Continue reading
Posted in Funnies, NaNoWriMo, Writing
Tagged blogging, humor, life, musings, nanowrimo, National Novel Writing Month, word count, writing, writing tips
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That’s, Like, a Lot of Words
Words barfed: 2,081 (125% of Daily Goal) Total words: 7,123 (86% on Monthly Pace) You know whats funny? I spent over a month earlier this year (in fact, right before my first blog post) writing the first chapter of a book. In … Continue reading
Posted in Funnies, NaNoWriMo, Writing
Tagged blogging, humor, life, musings, nanowrimo, National Novel Writing Month, word count, writing, writing tips
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I Am Scared of the NaNoWriMo Beast
The month of doom begins today. Since writing my previous post about doing NaNoWriMo, I have been looking for ways to get out of it. It is the natural path my body and mind take when presented with a daunting … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Funnies, Writing
Tagged blogging, excuses, going insane, humor, laziness, life, motivation, musings, nanowrimo, National Novel Writing Month, writing
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Job Hunting? Don’t Interview Like a Chooch
I’ve read lots and lots and lots of blog posts dedicated to the art of interviewing for jobs. In fact, entire blogs exist to document the adventure. Frustration has also rode my back, cackled in my ear and slapped my … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Funnies, Writing
Tagged funny, humor, Interview, interview questions, Job hunting, Job interview, life, musings, Résumé, unemployed, Work, writing
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NaNoWriMo Will Be My Punishment
I’ve been sucking it up in the writing department. I wish that I could say I had done any of the following: – Wrote a 200,000 word novel after consuming too many energy drinks – Traveled to Europe – Ate … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Funnies, Writing
Tagged blogging, humor, life, musings, nanowrimo, National Novel Writing Month, word count, writing, writing tips
32 Comments
Tell me if this was as awesome to you as it was for me. It pinned down my entire elementary school days. And I thought I was special and unique with my Animorphs and Surge.
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September 27, 2012
Tagged Animorphs, childhood, elementary, life, memories, musing, school, surge
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A Tip? For What?!
For my foreign friends in enlightened countries were tipping or gratuity is not required, here is a biased definition. Let’s say you are a waiter. Your job description is to take my order, retrieve said order, and tell me how … Continue reading
Go Shawty, It’s Your Birthday
Today’s my birthday. Twenty-six. It sounds incredibly old. I know it’s not but it sounds old and I definitely don’t feel that old. I have a few guesses as to why. First, I have a baby face. If it wasn’t for my … Continue reading
Driving Already Sucks, Don’t Add Radio to Your Pain
From my previous post, you all know I possess otherworldly math skills. I’ve put those skills to work, looked up actuary tables, done some maths, and discovered a shocking truth. If you listen to the radio while commuting, you will … Continue reading
Revenge of the Donuts: Dark Jelly
Fellow writer shadowoperator, operating a fantastic blog over here, suggested that I examine my devastation upon the donut population and put myself in a jelly donut’s skin. The exercise in donut empathy stopped almost immediately after it began as it is extremely … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Funnies
Tagged diet, donut, Doughnut, food, humor, jelly donut, Jelly doughnut, texting, writing
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Does This Post Count as Labor?
Today, like many other Americans, I am being paid to avoid work, which is somehow different from a normal work day. Supposedly, we are celebrating the achievements of hard work. Well, it’s not my work. Don’t get me wrong. I … Continue reading
Posted in Funnies
Tagged america, Holidays, humor, jobs, Labor Day, minimum wage, tutoring, United States, Work
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May the Odds Be Ever Your Manservant
Disclaimer: I know nothing. But I have large brain and it tricks me. That is all. I have a problem with “odds” being an excuse for not accomplishing anything, especially when that anything is not some random event. There are … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Funnies, Writing
Tagged blogging, chances, effort, getting published, goals, odds, success, writing, writing tips
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Thou Shalt Not Pet My Peeves
And Peter spake all these words, saying, I am Peter, thy stalked, which have brought thee out of the land of Barf, and into the fold of Jelly. Thou Shalt Not Slap My Back… Whilst thou intentions are sweet, an … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Funnies, Writing
Tagged 10 commandments, blogging, energy drink, humor, jelly donut, moses, pet peeves, quoting, rockstar, slaping, staring, ten commandments, writing
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