Why Can’t 42,000 Words Be a Novel?

This is it my friends.

Friday, November 30th is the last day of NaNoWriMo. We have three days to get our collective arse in gear and finish this stupid idea.

If you don’t see a post from me after November, I am killed. But I will recover soon and provide a synopsis on why the Nano-word-leech lies and hurts families.

Not participating in Nano? Take some time and congratulate yourself.

The rest of you, barf words.

If you non-nano-ers aren’t too busy with your ample leisure time, visit the blogs below and heckle. A few are over achievers and have stayed on track, so be extra mean to them.

Julia Swancey
Mandaray
Ruth Rainwater
D.L. Aiden
Kiddy

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NaNoWrimo Log, Day 22: VRRRROOOOOOM!

These are all the words I can write. I must save the remainder to feed the NaNoWriMo beast.  I may… have time… for just…one… picture…

NanoWrimo is running me over

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Wow, I Don’t Hate NaNoWriMo Yet

Yeah, I’ve missed a few days, despite saying I would post every day.

However, I warned you.  My body and soul aim to take the path of least resistance to the satisfactory level of success. And that little NaNoWriMo widget you see to your right has been great justification to not write daily posts. “Even I’m getting annoying with my word count posts. Anyone who cares will just look at the widget…. Now, where were we, jelly donut?”

Okay, I haven’t eaten one, but I deserve one. 11 days in and I am actually a teeny tiny bit ahead…. 186 words if you like numbers. Which is no one. Which is 0.

Regardless, I am excited with how this is going. After accumulating almost 20,000 words, you begin to realize the power of momentum, and not letting your word excrement story down. I’m 37% the way there, which doesn’t sound  very encouraging, but looking at the time it has taken, I feel stupid for not having done this before.

It hasn’t all been rosy. In fact, Saturday was a no-word day. Not even phone words.

But embarking on this word vomiting journey as made me realized how many opportunities there are in a day to write, even just a little bit. It’s not romanticized like I always wanted it to be, holed up in some writing retreat, muses dancing and twirling, shoving ideas and donuts and candy into my mouth as I write.

Its much more like me in my underwear on the couch. Or in between sets at the gym. Or half asleep. Or waiting for my damn car to be fixed.

I am starting to treat writing like a job, like a skill to hone. I have to show up, I have to put in the work. And more than counting words, that’s what I wanted from NaNoWriMo. Even though I am only at 37%, I feel like I’ve won.

I do plan on finishing this race, as no one stops 10 miles into a marathon:

“Hey guys, I’m feeling pretty done over here. Perchance you could bring the finish line over here?”

Actually, I bet a lot of people do. I would. Running sucks.

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Titles Are Hard to Come Up With

Words barfed: 2,506 (150% of Daily Goal)

Projected Finish Date: December 1, 2012

Total words: I found a neato widget that will tell you right here —>

I’ll keep it short and sweet.

I love writing, I love that I have accomplished almost 10,000 words in 6 days, and I love discovering more about my characters.

It’s something everyone says, and even I wrote a post awhile ago about building your character. But when you are trying to excrete (let’s see how many ways I can use bodily functions synonymously for writing) as much as possible, the characters who have lived their whole lives in your subconscious take on life of their own. For me at least, Nanowrimo’s slave driving has forced me to let the characters out of their predefined boxes.

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That’s, Like, a Lot of Words

Words barfed: 2,081 (125% of Daily Goal)

Total words: 7,123 (86% on Monthly Pace)

You know whats funny?

I spent over a month earlier this year (in fact, right before my first blog post) writing the first chapter of a book. In my mind, it’s pretty good but still has a lot of work to make it viable. About 6,000 words.

In 5 days of NaNoWrimo hell (4 days of actual writing, if you can call it that), I’ve managed 7,123 words. Granted, I am so embarrassed over the quality that I had to yell at my wife to get her to stop reading over my shoulder. She thought I was being mean, but really I was just trying to save our marriage. No way she’d still respect me. Even am not reading what I have written until December 1st.

Or maybe I will start my editing on December 21st, since that is apparently when the world is going to end. That way, if sifting through my NaNoWriMo barf turns me into mush, I won’t be mushy for long.

Cheers to getting back on track.

May you all be possessed by demons. And I mean that in the best way possible.

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Laziness Strikes Again

A summary of my past two days…

Words barfed: 1,872 (56% of Daily Goal)

Total words: 5,042 (75% on Target)

Percentage of words written while I am asleep: 50%*

*This could be inaccurate. I was actually asleep when I calculated it. In fact, I am asleep as I write this.

Late Sunday night, I am torturing myself on the couch, trying to eek out enough words so that I don’t feel like a failure. I know that getting too far behind is kryptonite to Nanowrimo wannabes, so I am at least making sure I have the pace car in my sights.

But this means I am periodically doing word count checks so that I can finally let my poor, ravaged body sleep.

In the middle of writing a sentence, I stopped and checked. Exactly 1,666 words. Goodbye novel, I am going to bed.

I’m not too worried as the sentence probably sucked anyway.

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Come Back Demon, Come Back!

Words barfed: 959 (58% of Daily Goal)

Total words: 3,170 (95% on Target)

If I wrote this much everyday, I’d finish in: 52 Days

Percentage of words written on my phone: 100%

 

If that last statistic gives you any insight, yesterday was not the best of writing days. Today and tomorrow we are celebrating my wife’s birthday so I can’t imagine them going much better. Hope ya’ll are faring better than I.

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